smoosh

A combination of smooch and squish. Usually a term of affection.

That kitten is so freaking adorable I just want to smoosh it half to death.

by whatevskies August 14, 2012

shooshpap

The practice of calming an enraged and/or depressed friend by shushing them while lightly stroking their face. This is not mere action, as the friend must try to place their positive emotions into the shooshpap and communicate it to them.

Whenever George gets mad, I shooshpap him until he calms his tits.

by Derarc October 20, 2011

Shooshanorti

An Armenian swear word. Most of the time, it's used to criticize an annoying, obese, emo, bitchy, fugly, brace-faced, cock sucking wannabe slut with freaky nails that loves drama and drags everyone in it. This individual bullshits about everything in life and denys it later on. This individual may also contain facial hair that rapidly grows in the area between her chin and neck.

John: "Woah, look at that ugly whore. I bet you i can get her to suck my dick for free!"
Fred: "Duhh, shes a shooshanorti!"

by Wordsaver May 5, 2009

Sploosh

A female getting wet.

OMG While watching Magic Mike I was splooshing so hard you could take a bath it in.

by Thawane October 31, 2012

Smoosh Smoosh

Snooki's (Nicole Polizzi) term for a casual sexual encounter, occuring on Jersey Shore. Used in the South Park Episode "New Jersey", in which the Snooki monster can only verbalize the words "smoosh smoosh".

Snooki monster: "Snooki want Smoosh Smoosh!"
Kyle Broflovski: "You're gonna have to go somewhere else to get your smoosh smoosh Snooki!"
Snooki monster: "Awww..."

by veghead95 October 18, 2010

sploshing

Noun: a sexual/sensual food exchange, in which at least one person covers another person in foods of different tastes, textures, and temperatures. Eating the food off said person is optional. It is common practice for the "sploshee" to be nude so as to heighten the feeling of the food on their bare skin. The "splosher" can be nude or clothed based on preference. Other common usages are the present verb splosh.

"He knelt in the shower while his partner covered him with layer after layer of sticky syrups, slick oils, and chilled liquids. Never knowing what sensation or intoxicating aroma she would be sploshing him with next, each touch of her hand or dribble of liquid sent waves of awareness shooting through his body."

by Mistress Shae Flanigan June 25, 2009

Sloosher

A guy that likes to make out with a female, after that same female has given him oral pleasure nad he has jizzed in her mouth.

Max: Dude, Monica sucked Tom off last night and he blew in her mouth, then afterwards I seen him kissing her
James: What a sloosher

by Nick Sierko August 22, 2006