sportin

what you wear for clothing, accessories, or other things you own

Jay was sportin his new kicks at the club.

by Nomad72 May 6, 2006

Sporting Clube de Portugal

A portuguese football team.
Nowadays are shit.
Deus Ilori plays for them.
Causes depression to millions of fans

Sporting Clube de Portugal and Ilori are dog shit

by Deus no Comando February 4, 2020

Sportin'

To be wearing a certain article of clothing.

Damn boy, you sportin' Dickies?

by Jroc44x January 23, 2005

spootie

The remnants on your hotel bedspread left over from the previous tenant.

Whilst on our honey-moon my new bride layed herself down on the bed only to discover she put her hand in some somewhat fresh spootie.

by phil harmonic December 28, 2005

Sporting a Weasely

Having an erection while wearing pants, yet it is clear that they are erect.
Not to be confused with "Pulling a Weasely", yet it is still similar.

Did you see Ron's dad?
No, why?
He's totally Sporting a Weasely while talking to that woman.

by Morik June 14, 2010

Sporting Woods

The erections that Jim Nance and Johnny Miller produce whenever they are able to work Tiger Woods name into a golf tournament broadcast. Which is, of course, whenever possible.

Jim Nance: Tom Watson hurt his elbow on the 6th Hole.
Johnny Miller: Tiger Woods has elbows.
Jim Nance: The elbows of a champion as a matter of fact.
(off camera)
Johnny Miller: Are you pants getting tighter?
Jim Nance: Oh Yeah, we're sporting woods!

by Fist of Fury April 12, 2008

Sportin a Thornton

The act of waring a pocket T

Daves Sportin a Thornton today

by simon lagree July 27, 2006