a spooner

a spooner is someone who thinks their a smarty pants but isn't. they are jokers but idiots.
ugh that james kid is such a spooner.
by Mr. Spooner :) March 22, 2021
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spooner

Mild term used for a foolish or silly person. I have only ever heard this used in Devon, England. Hardly urban...
You dropped it in the sink? You total spooner!
by l42emmings August 11, 2005
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spooner

1. Somebody who says or does something so stupid and or retarded that they could be mistaken for someone who needs to be "spoon" fed, i.e a mentally handicapped person
Josh: "hey guys!?"

Dan & Mole: "what a spooner!"
by Mole(Flea100) January 15, 2007
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in football/soccer when the player skies the ball ridiculously high over the bar
open goal and he's skied it! what a spooner!
spooner! spooner!
by devilboy December 23, 2005
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Spoonerisms

Coined from the late great Do-Shua Jick-Sun III, a term that relates to any anecdote or act performed by an individual who continues to pursue or pester an individual. The acts tend to be related to feelings of unrequited love, wherein the individual would exert extreme or obsessive behaviour towards an uninterested in individual.
Robin: Uh oh, he asked me to go on cam again and to flash my gooch :(

Josh: Yet another one of his crazy Spoonerisms right that. Sorry to hear this.

Dan: LULZ.
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the spooner

when you pop out your girlfriends glass eye with a rusty spoon and fuck her scull through her eye socket
dont lip off to me bitch or i"ll give you that spooner!!!
by ugly food that stinks May 16, 2003
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spooners

josh and vinny (see spooning)
I think Josh and Vinny are a couple of spooners.
by concernedmom December 06, 2004
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