sponating

this is a slang term used to abbreviate when a man gives up his pride and joy (sperm) to let others share the magical substance to concieve a child for another women without doing the enjoyable bit. this may be done for number of reasons,money,religion(trying to get more people into the world),fun or even just trying to help out but anyway its done sill makes the child feel worthless and out of place, usually a factor of deppression
sp:sperm onating:donating

"hey i was went to the hospital today"
"why what was wrong"
"Oh nothing I was just sponating to get a little money for the family"
"but dont you have aids"
"yeah but i gave it to them cheap so they didnt care

by the goth fairy July 28, 2009

Preventing Spontaneous Human Combustion

To let one rip
First coined on the hit show:south park

ex:

Man:Dude that was sick it smells like eggs...
Dude:Hey man just preventing spontaneous human combustion here...

by Fucktarded Scarecrow August 1, 2009

Spontarded

Spontaneously retarded. Usually a temporary experience that occurs randomly and spontaneously. Some Symptoms include: Being on a "high", the inability to perform simple ever day tasks for a short period of time, and laughing at your own jokes.

OMG!.. I totally dropped my books during lunch staring at this cute girl, I couldn't pick them up for ages. I felt so Spontarded.

by :) David :) October 20, 2008

Spontaneous Mouth Birth

Spontaneous Mouth Birth (SMB)

Drinking/Eating something so fully and completely vile that it will cause pregnant women to immediately vomit the child through the mouth, giving birth orally.

Often times the side effect of drinking a friend's specially crafted "micro-brew style beer" Like a mulberry beer.

Essentially, vomiting horribly...

My wife took a sip of your micro brew and had spontaneous mouth birth . It was THAT BAD!

by Decrata September 3, 2013

Sponaugling

To text another persons spouse and try to have sexual relations with them. Generally when you sponaugling someone you send several thousand sexual texts to that married person. Generally one who sponagules is a douche.

Hey girl I know your married but I'm going to be sponaugling you later.

by MCPD December 31, 2013

Spontaneism

To go on an adventure without a plan or idea of where you are going or what you'll do next. Basically spontaneity but much cooler.

Every good adventure has a bit of spontaneism.

by emsfanpage January 6, 2021

Spontaneous Orgasm

When somebody (male or female) suddenly becomes very happy and begins to shake and make incoherent sexual noises.

Bob: look at that freak over there, what the hell is he doing?

Fred: Dude, he's having a spontaneous orgasm

by George Danforth March 31, 2008