"It’s going to space, can you give it a second to get back from space? Is the speed of light too slow for you, you non-contributing product sponge cunt, can you just wait?" -Louis CK
by endoubleu April 20, 2015
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guy1: yea dude i really care about her and love talking to her about her problems and helping her get through them but she never seems to want to hang out or anything and only really talks to me when she's in a bad mood or having a rough time and wants someone to talk about it with.
guy2: dude you're her fucking vent sponge, i doubt she gives two shits about you, you probably won't see her again anyway so get over it. nice guys finish last.
guy2: dude you're her fucking vent sponge, i doubt she gives two shits about you, you probably won't see her again anyway so get over it. nice guys finish last.
by ExactlyWhoYouThinkItIs November 2, 2009
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Not to be confused with other human directionals.
Not to be confused with other human directionals.
by the sign spinner February 23, 2011
Get the Sign Spinner mug.A person who soaks in the opinions of others when they are in their company. They adapt to these opinions very quickly and, like a sponge, emit the same content they have soaked in when questioned (or rinsed).
When in the company of vegetarians: ikr I NEVER eat meat. think of the poor animals!
When in company of normal people (meat eaters) : Urgh I'm so fat because I eat so many Big Macs, i just can't get enough of them
Everyone else: She is such an opinion sponge!
When in company of normal people (meat eaters) : Urgh I'm so fat because I eat so many Big Macs, i just can't get enough of them
Everyone else: She is such an opinion sponge!
by Bullsperm69 October 23, 2013
Get the Opinion Sponge mug.Girl One - Omg Becky WTF why do have to be such a damp sponge!!! Girl Two (Becky) - I’m not a DAMP SPONGE!!!!! I wanna cry now
by Damp Sponge User #17 November 15, 2017
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Get the AI_sponge mug.A semen sponge is basically a girl who sucks alot of cock and swallows, as a sponge sucks up liquid, a semen sponge sucks up semen.
by edza April 30, 2007
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