sleep spooning

The act of spooning someone while asleep. Usually the person has no idea of the act that they are committing and if not stopped may take it to another level.

Person 1: Did you hear what John did last night.
Person 2: yea i heard he was sleep spooning Jordan
Person 1: yea they had to be separated otherwise it would have turned into a one sides but fucking bonanza

by theanonymousking June 5, 2010

vertical spooning

Spooning while in the up-right position. Hence, vertical spoonage.

Hello Sir, May I vertical spoon with you?

Let the vertical spoonging commence.

by K. Row March 13, 2005

Spooning

A form of cuddling in which the man embraces the woman from the back and fit together like spoons. Hence the word "spooning."

For Girls: Cute, Warm, & Straight to sleep
For Guys: A face full of hair, A dead arm, & an awkward boner

Girl to Girl: "Omg me and my boyfriend were spooning last night and it was so adorable! I slept like a baby."

Guy to Guy: "Bro I was spooning with my girl last night and it was so weird. I took me like 3 hours to fall asleep, and I couldn't move because I didn't want her to feel me."

by kingshitpaolo187 February 9, 2013

cruiser spooning

When you drive down the highway and see two cops pulled long side one another facing in opposite directions and they are doing nothing.

I was driving down the road the other day and flew past 2 cops cruiser spooning and neither one of them bothered to move to come after me.

by five_point_OH October 22, 2010

spoiling for a fight

Means that one is looking for a fight, looking to cause trouble

The team members were mad; they had lost the gams and, now, they were spoiling for a fight.

by Jim February 5, 2005

spoiling

(v) enjoying oneself immensely, but in a calm, cool way; succeeding at life; indulging in the spoils of victory.

Q: "Hey, man — how you doing?"
A: "I'm spoilin' like a mofo, bro."

Surrounded by gorgeous women, with a Chateaubriand on his plate and a 15-year-old Scotch in his glass, the impeccably dressed, tanned and well-rested man was spoiling.

by Snark Chariot March 7, 2013

spining the bean

to stimulate the female genitalia by moving ones fingers in a circular pattern.

Boyfriend, "Why didnt you answer the phone last night?"

Girlfriend, "I was spining the bean."

by Mickey Brown March 10, 2007