Sportz

A sarcastic form of the word "sports" in an ironic, yet, endearing way, mocking the genuine and sincere regard of Sports in general, as a concept.

With out blatantly "hating on" or "H8ting" "sports" -which would seem bitter or "angsty" coming from a repressed perspective. Using the word "Sportz" is a way for those who grew up not doing sports, nerds, geeks, art-kids, theater kids, dorks, and all other non-athletic persons to finally appreciate "sportz" in an indirect ironic way.

In the tradition of putting the letter "z" instead of "s" on the end of a word, which then makes it in the sarcastic form of the word ex. "guyz" or "gurlz" -- A misspelling in a pseudo-urban speak or spelling puts an ironic flair to the meaning.

"the humans are doing sportz today"

" the game is on" #sportz - if used on twitter

As in the portrayal of the use of the word "Sportz" in the Youtube video "We Like Sportz" by The Lonely Island produced by Andy Samberg

by Ben Phen February 7, 2010

Sports hot

A woman that's only hot in a sports setting.

Man #1: Danica Patrick is hot.
Man #2: (Looks at Man #1 strangely)
Man #1: Well...she's sports hot.
Man #2: Tru dat.

by obamafannumber95 December 13, 2009

Sportically Challenged

when a person is exceptionally bad at sports, he/she is sportically challenged.

Hey, guys look at that guy over there, he's missing the net every time! He must be sportically challenged.

by lexipullen9 November 12, 2010

sport trac

A ford explorer with an ass. It's a sexy truck driven by guys with big dicks.

Aaron drives a sport trac? Wow he must have an enormous cock!

by lickingyournipples November 3, 2013

MATT FROM WII SPORTS

a god next to shaggy 2nd best best at everything can and will kill you

MATT FROM WII SPORTS IS COMMING TO KILL ME TODAY

by Alan??????? November 21, 2019

Sportorican

Puerto Ricans who possess above average athletic ability.

Roberto Alomar is one of the greatest Sportoricans ever. He is a Baseball Hall of Famer and widely considered the greatest Second Baseman to ever play the game.

by DonFannuci January 21, 2011

Sportauranteur

(noun) A restaurant owned/operated by a current or former sports star or athlete. A restaurant in a arena/stadium owned by a sports team or corporation.

Michael Jordan, LeBron James & Peyton Manning are 3 superstar athletes that became Sportauranteur's , owning restaurants during their playing days in basketball and football.

by Charm'tastic Guy August 8, 2017