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spanking the monkey

by C-dawgg January 19, 2003
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national spanking day

February 1, the day when girls give their boyfriend a hard spanking until their ass is red and they're begging for mercy. A way that women show the guys who's boss.
My girlfriend gave me a paddling on national spanking day until I was screaming and crying like a baby. She sure showed me who the boss is
by JuicyGirl12 May 26, 2018
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spanking list

A method of informing a person, especially a young person, that his/her behavior is violating a social norm.
"Sean keeps pulling my hair. He should be put on the spanking list."
by stauffenator October 4, 2009
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spanking your monkey

my brother was spanking his monkey while he was watching porn
by kitty February 24, 2004
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pussy spanking

Verb. (Colloquial circa 1985) The act of gently impacting the female pudenda with the fingers or an object such as a padded sap or a cat o' nine-tails for the purpose of sexually stimulating the female partner. A practice that is part of the sado-masochist tradition known as "light S&M," pussy spanking is not discipline per se but is intended as an act allowing for the sexual gratification of a woman. In no way is real violence intended.

See also: bondage and discipline
Pussy spanking reportedly was one of 'Penthouse' publisher Bob Guccione's kinks.
by Tummy AuGratin March 23, 2006
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colon spelunking

What that girl needs is a good colon spelunking.
by C.S. Lewis Jr. September 4, 2004
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spanking the weasel

His old lady wouldn't put out so Rufus resorted to spanking the weasel on a regular basis.
by Macsloan June 8, 2016
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