split menu personality syndrome

ordering high caloric food and a diet soft drink

Mary exhibits split menu personality syndrome as she places her drive-thru order, "Umm yes I'd like a Number 3 Value meal, super-sized with a small diet coke...oh yeah and add in an apple turnover"

by Happy Girly of course! February 26, 2010

Sploist

To make a squishy wetness in the pants, often by women as a result of sexual stimulation. A portmanteau of sploosh and moist.

"Oh My GOD Laurie, Chet Faker is soooo hot. He totally makes me sploist"

by MajorBubbles November 4, 2014

Nigga Splitzz

A straight up fly mothafucker.

Who's dat wit all the ladies? That must be Nigga Splitzz!

by jtodara December 12, 2010

The Yoinky Sploinky

dancing by putting your knees together at extreme speeds. the yoinky sploinky is a great way to get robbers to leave your home

"He did the yoinky sploinky and the crowd lost their minds!"

by TheRubyObelisk December 1, 2020

splitpush

A pocket strat for the infamous SKT T1 Jamil Gonzales

Ivan: Hey guys! Wanna have fun? ;)
SKT T1 Jamil Gonzales: *splitpush noises*

by AJHadSwag July 4, 2018

shloitering

Shloitering is the activity of trying to pass time by shopping while awaiting a simultaneous service at the same establishment.

While getting my snow tires removed at Canadian Tire, I passed the time wandering the aisles shloitering.

by intothefray March 24, 2021

split arse

Woman. One who's bottom continues around the front.

We need to get some split arse in to do the typing.

by Bog Breath July 18, 2003