splickety splat

Adverb: quickly, to perform with great haste. A term used by suburban white stoners to describe the time frame in which the next round of "bakeage" should commence.

trevor: we should roll another one of those "splickety splat".
nick: okay........................bro...

Cal: dude, man....when we packin this bowl.
nick: dude, chillax im packin this shit "splickety splat".

by Callaro April 7, 2007

splick

An unsavoury substance, usually a semi-viscous liquid that either feels bad, smells bad or is particularly nasty in some form.

"Oh my god! I've got splick all over my shoes! I think I've trod in dogshit"

by Trafford October 23, 2004

Shlock

The parallel universe version of Sherlock, although this one has an incredibly large cock and quite often fucks Watsoon in the mouth.

Shlock stood up and shoved his abnormally large penis into Watsoon's sticky insides.

by moosess hoodseun August 7, 2017

splackavellie

n. A man who satisfies the sexual needs of female who is dissatisfied with the sexual perfomance of her boyfriend or a husband. The relationship between the female and the splackavellie is strictly sexual.
Comes from the song "Splackavellie" performed by Pressha

Tired of her husband's lackluster performance in bed, Jane called her splackavellie, Brock to ease her frustration.

by kozmic_cocoa August 1, 2005

Sploaters

Rims that are a cross between floaters and spinners. They must be at least 22". They consist of a rim with a floating liner and a spinner on top.

The whole rim is heavy, expensive, and complex, yet completes the package for any whip, scrayper, or donk.

"Check out the spoaters on that lifted donk! They must be 26"!"

"There are so many youtube videos of sploaters now."

"Niggas be hatin cus I gizzah put sploaters on ma whip. Fool I'm luggin' it now."

by R $money$ February 4, 2009

slockwood

Term originating from Massachussetts for someone (usually female) who is characterized by uncommon saintly behavior but with horrible judgment in people
Also any highly desirable person by people of the opposite and same sex.
Nice to everyone just because he or she is such a goddam saint but also extremely confusing and complicated.

Ugly short guy: Will you go out with me?
Slockwood: sure you seem nice!
Ugly Short Guy: no i'm not but okay let's do it now

Nerdy dude: I love slockwoods they're so intelligent
Jocky dude: So do I that slockwood over there has an athletic build and she's mad funny!
Drug guy: Yea man slockwoods so chill and universal... yahknow?
lesbian/gay personl: I WISH HE/SHE WERE BI mmm so pretty
Guy with boyfriend: I wish my girl was a slockwood.
Reject: I love that slockwood she's the only one who understands or talks to me
Ex boyfriend: she's such a slockwood, sh ruined my life I wish I were better hung too
Suicidal people: What a slockwood. He/she is so great to talk to when things are hard
Everyone: <3

by acitditybasitity January 25, 2011

Sploater

A combination of spinners and floaters. Fully customizable with the ability to make either the inner or the outer layer float or spin or they can both spin or both float.

Check out the sploaters on that Escalade.

by DR 28 February 19, 2009