the splatoon community

Look you where looking for a defernition, but you see... this... thing is to full of dark energy that consumes so much that a defernition connot describe this horror.

Inkling: I love the splatoon community

by TheExplodingEevee September 28, 2019

John (Splatoon)

We don’t know who he is or what he wants, all we know is that he wears:

Pilot Goggles
Zink Layered LS
Purple High-Horses

Guy 1: Who the FUCK is John (Splatoon) ?
Guy 2: I don’t know

by anonymous September 24, 2023

pink spitoon

Going down on a girl when you have a big sloppy dip of chewing tobacco between your cheek and gums.

Dale: What are you gonna do when we git to the whorehouse?

Steve: I'm gonna find me one 'o them Chino girls that can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch, and give her pink spitoon.

by mick92627 February 22, 2005

personal spittoon

a destination for the genetic effluent discharged by the male. be it another human, a container, a cloth, OR the atmosphere!!; a designated 'container' for containment/encapsulation/envelopment/collection/OR absorption and/or 'processing' of the sperm.

that jenkins babe is firecracker HOT!! -YEAH!! too bad shes' dave's personal spittoon!!

i need to 'spit'!! where is my personal spittoon??

chamber pots are no longer used, not true for the personal spittoon!!

by michael foolsley September 28, 2013

douche spittoon

A derogatory term implying someone is far "douchier" than the standard "douchiness" associated with a simple douche bag. A Douche Spittoon contains not just the contents of a rancid, purulent twat, but additionally the spent chew, phlegm, and sputum from a cowboy with horrendous oral hygiene. Alternatively a douche spittoon could contain contents of a pretentious victorian twat.

1. "Howdy, there partner, we have a warrant for the arrest of that douche spitoon, there yonder."

2. That guy gives douche bags a bad name; he is a real douche spittoon!

3. Phoebe was out of luck; as she forgot her bag, she was forced to hover over a douche spittoon to cleanse her rancid victorian twat!

by Finnster13 January 24, 2018

Splatoon 2

The strongest weapon known to man. Using this will instantly kill its victims, this happens because all the gay player’s gay spreads into the game’s code It multiples it tenfold until it makes everything around it gay.

Idiot: “your dad lesbian.”
Person:*pulls out Nintendo switch*
Idiot: “You’ll kill us both!”
Person: “I know .”
Person: *starts Splatoon 2*
*both start to disintegrate*

by Mr fabulous May 14, 2018

Salty Spittoon

The act of blowing your load into a water bottle.

dude i just made a salty spittoon, wanna dump it on my brother?

by sausageking69 March 18, 2011