splinting

The act of working poop down the rectum by guiding it through the exterior wall of the vagina with a finger.

"do you have any tips on constipation?"
"well if there's a little bit in you that you can't seem to get out, try splinting."

by benadryljams February 10, 2024

Dick splint

When you can't get hard so you have to use your index and middle finger as a guide to insert it flaccid.

I had to much to drink last night, so I had to give her the dick splint.

by Rankpyro182 November 30, 2021

Splinting

When playing a league of legends game, a player tilts and refuses to group, running it down one lane and continuously dying to the enemy team. A combination of splitting and inting.

Damn, Vayne's totally splinting right now. She's died 8 times solo pushing bot, she must have splinters in her fingers.

by MikeysZombie February 19, 2020

South American Splint

A splint made of a erect penis and a couple zip ties to support your leg if broken and in a low resource situation.

"Josh! Get the zip ties and that picture of your sister, I have to make a South American splint"

by Hungzo October 5, 2017

Splinted

Splinted means when someone has reached their end of substance in leading to eccentricity result

After ways of overcoming… You have reached the point where you have become splinted

by SrF1shh April 22, 2025

splints

a bastard

Don't fuck with Splints!

by Tommy Vercetti January 9, 2004

Splint

A medical device, Used to help a person who has broken a bone, To be able to make their limb stay straight so the broken bone can recover more easily and quicker and not recover crooked or bent, Used not only in hospitals, But also Battlefields and in the military to help with soldiers who had broken a bone

Soldier 1: AHH MY ARM

Medic: Let me wrap a splint on it

by Mystei February 7, 2024