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Red State Spexs

A Magical Pair of glass that enables conservatives to see the truth about about the liberal agenda and the world around them. With these specs, reality is no longer liberally biased and makes perfect ideological sense.

The Red State Specs among other things make...

* Hidden Motivations of Reporters, Statisticians and debate moderators, among others, are made as clear as day.

* Find of what Liberals really believe when they talk about issues important to them such as climate change.

* See issues not convenient to conservatives and their narratives disappear infront of you very eyes. You will never need Fox News again!
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by Libertatis January 8, 2015
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spexxxy

combination of the words- sexy and spiffy. often referred to hott men/women/elf ruler.
Kendra- "Dang, that guy is hotter than our vice principal!!"

Jenny- "No duh! That's Shane. He's positively spexxxy!"
by cowboy<3lover May 15, 2009
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To speak text lingo to someone, especially by a parent speaking to their teenager in an effort to make themselves look extra lame.
Mom: Tbh ig idk.
Teenager: Mom, why are you talking like that?
Mom: What? I'm just spexting you. Do you not want me to spext?
Teenager with a horrified look on their face: Just...no.
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spleclination

How does a panda hold bamboo shoots without thumbs? Must be spleclination.
by Rennar September 4, 2017
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splee

a squeel of exitement
You just won one million dollars!!!!
splee!!
by redguardian December 11, 2008
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spleen

The internal organ that is invariably complained about when someone is comedically getting the shit beat out of them.
"Oh God, my spleen! It hurts! It hurts!"

"My spleen has ruptured!"
by Morathor March 30, 2004
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spleen detector

A crude wooden elongated device operated by many of the police forces around the world. It's intensity of use varies from region to region. Has found world wide application in the field of soccer riots.
(The reality of the spleen detector)
Cop: You look kinda suspicous! Methinks I should get the spleeny detectah!

#CRUNCH#

Individual: *Oooph* *Moan*

Cop :Yup it is, I mean was there all right.
by n008a April 12, 2009
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