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Other guy:what the fuck you disgusting piece of shit,Metroid porn is way better
Other guy:what the fuck you disgusting piece of shit,Metroid porn is way better
by ChipsforDips August 20, 2018
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Each dude takes one naked barbie doll (male or female) and attempts to cover the most surface area of the doll in semen, and the loser has to show it to a parent or guardian
Dude 1: I had to show my mom a cum covered barbie doll
Dude 2: Bro wtf why?!
Dude 1: I lost at splatoon
Dude 2: Bro wtf why?!
Dude 1: I lost at splatoon
by fagroat September 28, 2019
Get the Splatoon mug.Splatoon's Law states that the vast majority of people who pick a female character in video games when it has no effect on gameplay are actually men.
Splatoon, for example, has a primarily male playerbase but around half or more of the players will choose a female inkling.
Splatoon, for example, has a primarily male playerbase but around half or more of the players will choose a female inkling.
Guy 1: Huh, I didn't know this many girls played Pokémon Unite.
Goy 2: Splatoon's Law says they're all probably dudes.
Goy 2: Splatoon's Law says they're all probably dudes.
by A Glass of OJ February 1, 2023
Get the Splatoon's Law mug.The BEST idol in the splatoon series. She is a white haired inkling with pink tips to her hair. People say she has a big forehead but it is a beautiful big forehead. She is dating marina (it’s true my dad owns Nintendo) who is part of her band “off the hook” even though she is 21 years old she still looks and acts like a 10 year old.
Omg Pearl(splatoon) is so cool and the best splatoon character!
I wish that I could look like Pearl(splatoon) she is so cool!
I wish that I could look like Pearl(splatoon) she is so cool!
by biggest dum to be dum July 3, 2021
Get the Pearl(splatoon) mug.To shoot semen. To cum in excitement. To jizz. Etc.
Derived from the Nintendo game "Splatoon", which is actually about humanoid squid people who shoot each other with paint. Not long after the game was shown off, people quickly began using "splatoon" as a verb, as a synonym for jizz.
Derived from the Nintendo game "Splatoon", which is actually about humanoid squid people who shoot each other with paint. Not long after the game was shown off, people quickly began using "splatoon" as a verb, as a synonym for jizz.
I just splatooned in my pants when I heard about that awesome new Nintendo game!
You just got splatooned all over.
You just got splatooned all over.
by dsky May 10, 2015
Get the splatoon mug.The act of splattering liquids all over someones face while they are sleeping. Experts will use feces or white paint to do this
by Ek4ns January 30, 2016
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