slushmat

A sloppy drunk bitch who throws herself at anything with a pulse.

That EJ chick is such a slushmat, lay off the bottle and get some self-respect girl!

by Clyde McAwesomepants February 11, 2010

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Splashback Syndrome

While defecating in the lavatory, the main log hits the water and causes and uncontrollable splashback of cold water onto the rectal area.

Omg I just got totally splashback syndromed now my fingers will go through the toilet roll when I wipe.

by Bergmannlovespetersoysoy November 7, 2007

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Splashmaster

A term for a guy with the ability to forcefully urinate for long periods of time whilst keeping the toilet rim spray-free… a true marksman.

“Hey Julie, before your new boyfriend comes over again he really needs some splashmaster training… he pissed all over our bathroom floor again this morning.”

by Golden_Road November 5, 2020

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A machine that only crushes cars that Yuppies drive. Will not accept cars that are sweet and are driven by Bad-Asses. Invented by John Champlain while channeling information from the planet Febulonious. Replaced the Smashmatic 3000 which although bad ass and sweet was in fact crushed by the Smashmatic 4000.

Redneck 1: Godamnit! Why won't the Smashmatic 4000 crush my late model Buick Riviera!?
Redneck 2: It's too bad ass. Here, try feeding it this Chevy Cobalt.
Redneck 1: Damn your right, I bet he'll eat a Ford Fusion too!
Redneck2: Yep, but let him enjoy the Cobalt, and hey he doesn't really like to be watched while he's crushing.
Redneck 1: ::turns away::

by Dahn April 14, 2008

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