Sporking

A kind of foreplay. Where the man has a boner while in the act of spooning.

Shannen: Baby, What's the poking me?
Louis: My penis.
Shannen: Oh ok.
*Falls back asleep while getting sporking*

by Stormmfreakk July 16, 2010

shirking

avoid or neglect (a duty or responsibility):
no object, usually with negative (shirk from) be unwilling to do (something difficult):

she is neither shirking nor lying

by Don rajah December 3, 2013

Sparking

Having relations which constitute an extra-marital affair, which may hold consequences such as a "really uncomfortable news conference".

South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford's sparking with his Argentine mistress.

by Initforthelulz July 9, 2009

spinking

causing trouble. messing shit up. usually used to talk about blowing things up, property destruction and the like.

oh, we're going to go spinking. i need my spinking cap.

by gw January 24, 2005

spiking

A particularly frustrating and violent (and usually loud) skype conversation. Usually with a grandparent or someone unused to modern technology. It doesn't start well and ends even worse.

Child: Hello? HELLO? Grandma can you hear me?
Grandparent: HELLO? HOW DO YOU WORK THIS THING? ARE WE SPIKING?!
Child: Grandma click the volume button!
Grandparent: WHATS GOING ON?! I DON'T SEE YOU. CAN YOU SEE ME?! SPIKE ISN'T WORKING!
Child: *mimes turning up volume*
Grandparent: THIS IS JUST RIDICULOUS. I'M GOING TO CALL YOU!
Child: Wait! Wait! All you have to-

Click.

by Megeelin October 14, 2012

Spiking it

Only expelling fecal matter in public restrooms when someone else is using the hand dryer, flushing the toilet, or anything that produces equal noise levels.
But...Hand dryers and toilets flushing only last for so long, therefore you must "spike it" to avoid making noise.
Commonly used by people who care too much about what other people think. Or those who wish to reduce unsavory bathroom noises.

Man there was alot of people in the crapper, I was spiking it hard!
Dude I the most brutal diarhhea, I didnt have the sphincter power to spike it, everyone heard and laughed.

by Kitchenstadium January 28, 2007

Sporking

The act of "spooning" with the intent of turning into the act of sex. Usually by use of an erection while spooning.

I woke up this morning to my boyfriend sporking me, which of course lead to sex.

by Lord Rader June 3, 2011