Fidget spinner

The dumbest fad to ever catch on with retarded teens. Playing with these will fidgetize you.

"I need my fidget spinner to have friends"

by kevo02 May 13, 2017

The Stinker

Sitting on the toilet, leaning forward with elbows on knees and your phone in your hand(s). Reminiscent of the famous statue "The Thinker".

I wrote this definition while performing "the stinker".

by mreyne April 15, 2014

Midget spinner

When during intercourse with a midget, the midget sits on your dick and spins on you much like a fidget spinner

I heard Chad gave a good midget spinner last night

by Smolpener June 26, 2017

stinkers bridge

the bit between the ass and the genitalia, medically known as the perineum.

That whore stroked my Stinkers bridge while she rode my cock last night.

by SarahJane March 3, 2004

Spinter’s third law

Squirting 1-2 spritzes of lube (any flavour or un flavoured) into a zip loc sandwich baggie and using it to jerk off with, simply close the bag and discard it in the trash can when you are finished.

Super horny after seeing your sister mop the floor, do you mind if I go to the shitter and perform Spinter’s third law on myself

by Spinter April 7, 2021

chin spinner

A vicious knockout punch to the face, often spinning the recipient's head a full quarter-turn.

The fighter in the blue trunks was clearly demolishing the fighter in the white trunks until he got hit with a haymaker chin spinner. Fight was over!

by talk2me-JCH2 September 18, 2022

Slinkers

a well known deviant, from the UK, who makes funny flashes about anime and harry potter, and various other things...
(found on deviantart)

Have you seen that rubber ducky slinkers flash?

Oh yeah! That was genius!

by thecatofdeath487 November 7, 2009