spidermaning

when a man pulls out and ejaculates on his hand, then throws it at the womans face like a spider web.

(can't think of example for spidermaning)

by Labac January 15, 2009

Spiderman

While fucking a girl from behind, quickly pull out and ejaculate in your hand. After ejaculating continue to fuck her from behind. While rockin it, start saying "peter parker, peter parker." In a state of confusion, your parter will look back and say "What?" At this point, release your fluid at her face while yelling, "SPIDERMAN!"

Cindy didn't know what 'hit' her when i showed her my spiderman!

by Rueskibob37 November 9, 2008

spiderman app

It sounds way cooler to say "I got the Spiderman app" than "I dropped my phone and the screen broke." The result of both is having eternal spiderwebs on your smartphone.

*Drops phone* Oh hey, wow, cool, I got a spiderman app.

by Skullcutie July 13, 2013

spiderman: turn off the dark

Epic fail of a musical directed by Julie Taymor. Bono and the Edge wrote the music, which was terrible. Filled with flying stunts and slingshots across the stage, one is not surprised to hear of all the injuries that went down for the stunt doubles. Its not that bad though, they broke several records including largest budget for a broadway show EVER (65$ million dollars) and the most preview performances before actually opening.

Let's go see spiderman: turn off the dark!

no way man! I don't want a flying guy in spandex to fall on me.

by .why.am.i.here. April 23, 2011

The Spiderman Fallacy

A recently coined logical fallacy. It follows that archaeologists 1,000 years from now unearth a collection of Spiderman comics. From the background art, they can tell it takes place in New York City. NYC is an actual place, as confirmed by archaeology. However, this does not mean that Spiderman existed.

Often used to illustrate the flaw in the assertion by evangelical Christians that archaeologists unearthing biblical cities today "proves" that the Bible was written by a supernatural force.

The Spiderman Fallacy is committed any time the discovery of a mundane element from a myth, legend, or story is taken to mean that ALL other parts of that story, even the supernatural, are also true.

Can be modified to use any fictional character whose story takes place in a real life location.

Idiot: The Bible is literally true! Archaeology proves it! Sodom and Gommorrah have been found!!!

Smart guy: Dude, you're committing the Spiderman fallacy. New York City is a real place. Does that prove Spiderman exists?

Smart girl: There was also a real Transylvanian prince named Dracula. Does that prove vampires exist?

by Riqusii Aro Vilux December 19, 2010

spiderman built the pyramids

The truth.

Spiderman built the pyramids.

by faithfulchristian69 June 9, 2018

Spiderman Head

A XXX version to the famous PG-13 Spiderman kiss. Occurs on a bed with the girl facing up and her head hanging off the edge of the bed. The male then stands and receives oral sex while enjoying the re-enactment of the famously made Spiderman kiss scene. Can also can be performed on a table, couch, or any platform at level with the genital area.

1) I'm tired of the same old positions, tonight you should give me Spiderman head!
2) I can't give my boyfriend Spiderman head for more than five minutes because the blood rushes to my head.

by Headwin December 17, 2008