state of the windscreen or glass after a high velocity local impact at . A visual onometopeia, as cracks proceed from the epicenter of impact, radially outwards, much like a spider's web.
i was thrown violently against the windscreen, and rebounded into the air.. i am ok but i spiderwebbed the windscreen beyond repair.
by sid June 27, 2004
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Spiderpig, Spiderpig, does whatever a Spiderpig does.
Can he shit, yes he can, just wait a bit
Can he bust a nut, yeshe can, in your butt
Can he drink, yes he can It's Spider PIG! "Wink"
Look out, he is a Spiderpig.
Can he shit, yes he can, just wait a bit
Can he bust a nut, yeshe can, in your butt
Can he drink, yes he can It's Spider PIG! "Wink"
Look out, he is a Spiderpig.
by Stank Pusss May 22, 2018
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Kyle:Did you hear that Spiderwalk in Pray for Plagues?
Dylan: Yeah dude! Its sweet, I can already play it *plays it*
Kyle: Oh, fuck you dude.
Dylan: Yeah dude! Its sweet, I can already play it *plays it*
Kyle: Oh, fuck you dude.
by Ollie Johnson April 11, 2010
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by Crazyman4685 January 21, 2011
Get the Spiderdick mug.Exercises that counteract vericose veins. Often done by older women who have vericose vein disease. Spidercises are easy to do and anyone can do it, even if you don't have vericose. This workout is one of many invented by Beatrice "Gunny Granny" Middleton. Spidercises are spooky sweet. So, if you old ladies have veins that are sore to your eyes, why not reduce them with some Spidercise!
Beatrice: Oh no, darn vericose veins again! They're getting to me, honey. Its time for my Spidercise.
Bryant: Spidercise? What's that? Is this some sort of crazy granny workout I don't know about?
Beatrice: Sure! Its a set of exercises that shrink Spider Veins. (she puts her hand on her spiders) You see? You massage the muscles around your spider veins with several different motions. And that shrinks them.
Morris: Does it really work? Could I try it, too? There's a vein in my wrist that shows up pretty far.
Beatrice: Sure, sweetheart. (she puts her hand on Morris' inner wrist) You just press and release and then you press again. Do you feel it burn?
Morris: Oh yeah, that burns all right. Its working, Momma.
Midge: Here, let me into this. I've got a weak vein in my arm.
Beatrice: Well, just pump up and down on it. That will stretch it. I tell you, Spidercises work! If you're an old Gunny Granny like me, they tone those veins right up! They rock!
Bryant: Spidercise? What's that? Is this some sort of crazy granny workout I don't know about?
Beatrice: Sure! Its a set of exercises that shrink Spider Veins. (she puts her hand on her spiders) You see? You massage the muscles around your spider veins with several different motions. And that shrinks them.
Morris: Does it really work? Could I try it, too? There's a vein in my wrist that shows up pretty far.
Beatrice: Sure, sweetheart. (she puts her hand on Morris' inner wrist) You just press and release and then you press again. Do you feel it burn?
Morris: Oh yeah, that burns all right. Its working, Momma.
Midge: Here, let me into this. I've got a weak vein in my arm.
Beatrice: Well, just pump up and down on it. That will stretch it. I tell you, Spidercises work! If you're an old Gunny Granny like me, they tone those veins right up! They rock!
by Dusty's Baby Powder December 27, 2011
Get the Spidercise mug.The act of inflating a long tube with helium, strapping it to your back, and letting the wind carry you where it may.
There once was a man in a canyon
Who needed to quickly abandon
So he filled up his tube
Spidering wit did exude
This is fact, and not an opanion
Who needed to quickly abandon
So he filled up his tube
Spidering wit did exude
This is fact, and not an opanion
by Definition Jerry March 31, 2009
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