Rare last name given long ago to the man with the largest penis by the Gods. (around 2050B.C.)This man has passed on the name through generations of kids.
Throughout folk lore and legends, historians have found records of later generations of Spicer's that have helped other people. One such story is where a Spicer decendant saved a whole village from an avalanche by getting an erection and stopping the snow. However, his penis got really cold and quickly shrank. But, everyone escaped before it shrank, letting the snow crush the now uninhabited town. That Spicer was regarded as a hero for saving the townspeople. Despite misconceptions, few people know that a Spicer decendant actually parted the Red Sea, not Moses. The Spicer simply got an erection and all the people walked on his dick and across the Red Sea
Sadly, today no living relatives of this man are known. If anyone were to know this modern day decendant, then they should immediately start worshiping that person.
Dick and trevor go together forever!
Throughout folk lore and legends, historians have found records of later generations of Spicer's that have helped other people. One such story is where a Spicer decendant saved a whole village from an avalanche by getting an erection and stopping the snow. However, his penis got really cold and quickly shrank. But, everyone escaped before it shrank, letting the snow crush the now uninhabited town. That Spicer was regarded as a hero for saving the townspeople. Despite misconceptions, few people know that a Spicer decendant actually parted the Red Sea, not Moses. The Spicer simply got an erection and all the people walked on his dick and across the Red Sea
Sadly, today no living relatives of this man are known. If anyone were to know this modern day decendant, then they should immediately start worshiping that person.
Dick and trevor go together forever!
Trevor: OMG! There's a Spicer! I am going to worship you and give you free blowjobs!
Chris: Me too! I'll pay you to let me suck your cock!
Chris: Me too! I'll pay you to let me suck your cock!
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Presenter on Cash in The Attic shown on the BBC. She was once a petite, attractive blonde. Now a rather busty larger woman.
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references the mythological phoenix which was born and died in flames in the nest of spicery every 500 years.
references the mythological phoenix which was born and died in flames in the nest of spicery every 500 years.
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