Amy Schumer

Not a comedian as she claims herself.
A clown? yes

Stacey: Hey do you wanna go to the Amy Schumers latest standup comedy show?
Josh: Sorry, I don't see any comedy on her vagina stinking jokes.

by LLLtentasion September 21, 2023

sa fac spume daca stiu

"să fac spume dacă ştiu", ( usually typed as "sa fac spume daca stiu") is a romanian expression (slang) that people use when they don't know something. Recently, someone went viral on tiktok while they were tasting a dessert. When they asked their mom what it was, she responded with "să fac spume dacă ştiu". "să fac spume dacă ştiu" has become the name of the dessert (it's just pudding, if you're wondering) and everyone is crazy about it.

A: "Let's bake a cake"
B: "Let's make something even better. Let's make sa fac spume daca stiu"

by thebabyraccoon January 29, 2021

Schumerism

The act of using another person's previously performed comedy material and passing it off as one's own. Originating from alleged comedienne Amy Schumer, who been documented on at least five different occasions performing jokes or sketches previously done by others.

Dane Cook just told a joke about giving somebody the bird that I could've sworn Jerry Seinfeld did years earlier...classic schumerism.

Carlos Mencia just schumerized another comedian.

by TheFartLifestyle April 9, 2017

Amy Schumer

A sexual act involving a man inserting a metal rod into his urethra. The other end of the rod, while still protruding from the man's urethra, is inserted into the anus of their partner, who then passes gas, the act of which sends reverberations down the rod stimulating the male's end of the rod.

"That bitch Terry is crazy, she gave me an Amy Schumer"

by ArcanistAbe November 24, 2020

Schumer

Verb (to Schumer): To steal something and then deny it.

Dave: Did you hear what Aimee did at the bar the other night?
Bill: What did she do?
Dave: She totally Schumered Tammy's drink while she went to smoke!

by NewAnon March 30, 2017

Schumer

1. any beverage that contains both alcohol and caffeine;

2. Sen. Charles "Chuck" Schumer, who seeks to ban the sale of such beverages in the state of New York.

That frat boy drank six cans of 4Loko and chucked Schumer all over the pool table!

by NYC4Schumer November 16, 2010

Shume

Used to reinforce the positive nature of a situation or event.

Frank: Dude! I got a new car today!
Brian: Shume! No way!

by thesunishappy March 20, 2010