Sperming

Moving through a crowd to get to the front, commonly done at concerts. Not to be confused with Salmoning, which is walking against a group of moving people.

Lindsay: How did you make it to the front of the crowd?

Paris: I am a master at sperming.

by Deepthoughts December 30, 2011

old fashioned sperming

sport fucking ie: allusion to the days when women served more as property/objects than as a supreme being. needs of man were actually acknowledged, and empathized with.

i could use me an old fashioned sperming

joe was going to get he an old fashioned sperming

by michael foolsley November 30, 2009

Spermiginate

1. The act of releasing sperm upon someone's television

2. to sperm into a kool-aid bottle shake it up and give it to someone as a nice cold refreshing drink

3. To cum off of a large building (13 stories or more)

an, I am going to Spermiginate on TLC just for fun!!!

by T. L. C. June 1, 2009

Spermicelli

Thick stream of jizz that sticks to your cock because you didn't drink enough water.

"I was dehydrated after drinking last night. When I jerked off this morning I had spermicelli."

by mad mac October 14, 2012

Spermified

To be covered in sperm or to be sprayed with sperm, this usually happens after you use blankets that have been spermed on and left alone without them being clean. However this can also happen if you happen to be fucking some girl/guy dog or whatever you like to fuck and the sperm is out of control and you can't stop so it becomes explosive and it ends up spraying you as well.

You may also refer to "Sperm Blanket"

Guy 1: Dude you smell kind of weird today, did you sleep at that hotel again?

Guy 2: Yeah why?

Guy 1: All the beds in there are the ones people fuck on and you'll get spermified if you stay the night and leave without taking a shower.

by Cemorolen October 3, 2017

spermified

another term for mansplaining except it involves an insult said by a man

John : hahah you're so ugly for a girl, get it because you're a girl
Kyle: damn that chick just got spermified

by kaliana.forte October 27, 2021

Spermgerm

nasty sperm from a man's penis

man, this is some spermgerm you've got here.

by SamBob November 28, 2003