spermstool

The discharge that comes out of a person's anus after anal sex.

Man I had mad spermstool after I had anal sex with Ry-Ry!!!!

by Ralph Krazel June 25, 2008

spermatosis

Throat infection caused by too much jizz down the gurgler.

"Fuck my throat is sore"

"Probably all the Jizz you've been swallowing, its called spermatosis of the throat"

by blackfella April 14, 2014

spermathon

A ridiculous challenge between male friends to determine who can ejaculate the most times within 24 hours.

Guy 1: I bet you guys can only jack off twice before you can't anymore!

Guy 2: Why don't we have a spermathon to determine who can do it the most!

by wanker69 March 10, 2012

spermazoid

Damaged offspring. Who later matures and tries to rule its creater.

a spermazoid is a living gremlin. Piss the offsping off or manage house other then their way "spermazoids turned from f**ked up preportating RUSSEL BRands into a germlins trying to take over the world."

Teen pregnacies : a friend of mine had four childern back to back. Each child is a teen prenacy oldest 17,second 15, third 17, fourth 15. Her first two child had the first three grandchildern 2007 and 2008. the second set of only two grand childern came in aug 2010 and 2011. She now has five grandchildern, oldest child is 22.They all still live at home. She saids " I love um but i cant f**king stand those spermazoids, they mutated right before my very eyes."

by SUPER_MOM_TUTTI_NYC April 27, 2011

Spermatozoon

The unfortunate act of premature ejaculation, particularly for an Italian male.

I had just got the beautiful Gina to agree to go out on a date with me, but I was so excited that I 'blew it'. Spermatozoon. Now she won't even talk to me. And I have to pay for her dress to be dry cleaned.

by JG El Supremo August 19, 2018

spermatoma

A pool of sperm between the layers of the vagina or anus.

He pounded so hard he gave her/him a spermatoma.

by kittypurry October 16, 2022

spermatozoid

A term used to describe someone who acts like a spermatozoa cell: being narrow minded and focused on one thing at a time, often failing to even achieve that.

“This guy didn’t even pay attention to his surroundings while he was driving, what a spermatozoid!“

by SpeedMcWeed April 20, 2024