Spermaknecht

A german word for a male cum dumpster (cause there is no better word)

Christian is a real Spermaknecht, he get's filled up every weekend.

by Grommash April 29, 2015

Spermadent

A special brand of toothpaste that helps prevent tooth decay. 2 out of 3 dentists recommend it.

She brushed her teeth with Spermadent every day, to help prevent tooth decay.

by MrGuy666 December 21, 2015

spermaniac

a disease commonly found in exchange student after they have been bullied and force to take part in a orgy where they have to drink 5 or more gallons of man sperm so they get used to it and cant live without it, people with this disease often become very strong and muscly because of the high amounts of protein in the sperm.

damn, look at that asian boi, he got good booty and is strong as hell, he must got the spermaniac disease

by Logi Boi Iceland December 11, 2019

Spermaid

The act of cumming all over ones legs so they become stuck together like a mermaid

Did you hear about Jim? He came so much his legs got stuck together like a spermaid!

by alienss4 June 30, 2020

Spermarang

1. The girl that you throw out, and she keeps coming back.

2. A female rugby groupie who has had sex with or attempted to fornicate with multiple members of the team.

I took this chick home from the bar, and after one night she's turned into a real spermarang.

Did you know Krystyl has slept with the whole rugby team? She's such a spermarang.

by Dr. LOL September 6, 2020

Spermman

Spermman
Spermman
Does whatever a sperm can

Eats a dick, any size
Catches cum just like flies.
Look out!

Here comes the spermman.

Is he thick?
Listen bud
He’s got radioactive nuts
Can he suck lots of nuts?
Yes and he’ll give you head
Hey there
There goes the spermman

In the chill of night
At the scene of a crime
Theres a streak of white
He cums just in time

Spermman
Spermman
Kinky neighbourhood, spermman
Dick and balls
He wanks off
Pleasure is his reward
To him
Life’s sucking lots of nuts
Wherever there’s a dildo
You’ll find the spermman

“Spermman was eating dicks again”

by HOLY_SPIRIT_IB December 20, 2021

Spermagulation

Spermagulation is semen clogging the urethra. This side affect occurs if you do not urinate shortly after sexual intercourse or masturbation. It can become quite painful if this is not taken care of post haste.

"SHIT! My penis is on fire! I should have cleared out my urethra sooner than later to avoid the retched spermagulation."

by Grantyy October 19, 2008