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Speediority

Similar to Seniority in concept, Speediority is the superiority of one due to their ability to run extremely fast. The fastest person has the highest amount of Speediority.
Nick: "Yo I wanna time the race, I got seniority."
Steve: "Nope, I get to time, I have Speediority."
James: "Steve is faster, he gets to time."
by TrackieS#1 May 2, 2011
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Speedpoking

The subtle art of ramming 2 fingers into a soaking Bacon Purse at a speed of no less than 5mph but less than 10 as you don't want to break the speed limit
I was totally Speedpoking the fuck out of the wife last night, fingers were smoking
by Himindoors November 11, 2017
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speedcore

A musical style which focuses mainly on speed and noisy samples, is often also very chaotic in sound, pop listeners should not listen to this kind of music.
by J/M/T/M November 4, 2003
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speedo man

The most totally awesome nick name ever given to a totally awesome guy.
Speedo man is the most awesomest guy ever.
by Hanna Batiz December 25, 2007
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Speedo Sailing

When a male and/or males receive oral sex from an anonymous person's father, then proceed to buy plane tickets to Finland.
"Dude I'm tired of school, need to get off, and would like to travel, lets go speedo sailing
by Overdose of Tums January 12, 2011
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Cleveland Speedboat

Like the 'Cleveland steamer' you take a dump on your girls chest- then you 'motorboat' her
Barry took a big dump on his girlfriends chest, then he performed a motorboat, resulting in a Cleveland Speedboat
by matty onearly August 25, 2010
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Coconut Speedo

-Be sure to bring your coconut bras to the party!

-Oh, I'm bringin' my coconut speedo... Yah, just let your mind wander with that for a while.
by CreeperStash June 23, 2008
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