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elmer's special 

when a man ejaculates inbetween a woman's breasts then firmly holds them together for 15 minutes while drying. this then creates an elmer's glue like stick which holds the breasts together.....quick version--jizz on her tits hold em together and watch em till they stick
Rambo is mad because last night he gave Natalie the elmer's special and now he can't titty fuck her.

Anna’s Special Right 

This is the right directed to Anna, and her unwillingness to learn to dance flamingo. And it says that she does not need to learn or be FORCED to dance that dance style.
Teacher : Anna, you have to learn this, just like everyone else
Anna : have you ever heard of Anna’s Special Right
Teacher : no, tell me about it
* 5 min later*
Teacher : ok Anna, you can sit throughout this week, and you don’t need to dance at the rehearsal in April

King's Special 

Two bagel halves with 5 or 6 pieces of processed lunchroom cheese in between them melted for about 30 seconds in the microwave. Normally served in a fry boat.
I'll have a King's special and a chocolate doughnut.

British Special Air Service (S.A.S.) 

Elite army forces of the United Kingdom. They have about 360 personel. These guys are some of the most elite (if not the most elite) in the world too. They inspired the creation of the U.S. army's Delta Force (who they cross train with). The SAS are the grandfather of all special operation units in the world. They have been around since World War 2. Despite the fact being called "air service", they do hardly any air service; Most of their missions take place on land and sea. The only air missions that I could think of them doing are hyjacking a flying airplane, rescuing hostages on an airplane, and of course riding and getting deployed by helicopters as well as jumping out of them. Prior to joining the SAS, one must have already been in the army for atleast 3 years. Liam Neeson was trained by a former SAS member for the movie "Taken". Now some Americans who are idiotic, don't know what they are talking about, are ignorant, biest, cocky, and dumb often make fun of the British SAS for being British and say they suck compare to American Special Ops like the SEALs when in reality the SAS are about equally elite as America's Delta Force and SEAL Team Six (the best special ops in America as well some of the best in the world).
American Idiot-The British SAS aren't tough because they are British and America has the SEALs who took out Bin Laden!

British SAS commando-If you say something like that again, i'm gonna beat your ass like 20 times harder than Liam Neson could. S.A.S. stands for "Special Air Service" . We are called "Special" because we are elite. And unlike MOST soldiers of the U.K. the British Special Air Service (S.A.S.) could destory nearly any American military unit besides Delta Force and SEAL Team SIX!

Baker's Special 

the act of wrapping your dick in cookie dough or cake batter then proceeding to have your dick sucked until all the dough is gone
Sean: Kelsie, John would like a Baker's Special

Kelsie: OK I would love to. I already have the dough.
Baker's Special by Dicky d October 17, 2014

the chef's special 

when you cum in someone's mouth and there's a little bit of blood in it as well
Girl: "IS THAT BLOOD IN YOUR CUM WTF, ARE YOU DYING, AM I GONNA GET YOUR DISEASE NOW EWWW"
Guy: "Thought I'd serve you the chef's special tonight ;)"
Girl: "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY CAR YOU FREAK!"