spagerti

spaghetti that no one else wants to try because it is dirty!!

Carlo is the only one who wants to eat the spagerti.

by siniganggang June 16, 2017

speareshake

Reverse Shakespeare. Instead of being very good at reading/writing, he was horrible at it. He never even learned to write. Instead, his work is really a bunch of scrambled letters that looked cool to him, not to mention his IQ is about 12.3.

Person: Have you heard of a Summermid Dream’s Night by Speareshake?
Person 2: That was the worst piece of writing I have seen, maybe because the first sentence of it was “djidbfodnxon idbdodndonddi hshsodh jsksjbbd”.

Speareshake: A Summermid Night’s Dream

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by Spearshake IV February 4, 2023

smeager

A smeager is the small portion on a fly's mouth which extends to eat food. If poked on the human skin it make leave tiny teeth marks.

Oh man, look at the fly on my burger...EW his smeager just touched it.

by T-Jayzel June 20, 2004

fauxtivational speaker

1. A person who writes, posts, or otherwise speaks stupid cliches in order to assist someone with their personal short comings.
2. Someone who is as fake as they come, who tries to evoke motivation.

Bob: Hey my girl just broke up with me.

Mr Helpful: Don't worry bro there are plenty of fish in the sea. If you love someone set them free, if they come back they're yours to keep. You cant count all your eggs before they hatch. It will happen when you least expect it.

Bob: Thanks but I don't need another fauxtivational speaker man.

by Ryan2her December 5, 2013

redneck speaker phone

when mama is on the front porch of the "single wide" yelling with the neighbor across the trailer park talking about how "sorry" her baby daddy is. she is using the redneck speaker phone.

i wish tonya and linda would quit using the redneck speaker phone , put more minutes on their pre paid phones and quit yelling to each other across the park, i bet everyone in the trailer park is tired of hearing the details of the ex cons they are both sharing in bed.

by fuckthathotass69 December 10, 2018

Spagetti Girl

A girl who is straight... until wet

Guy1: Is she going out with steve?
Guy2: No she dumped him for Amy.
Guy1: I thought she was straight.
Guy2: No, shes a spagetti girl

by Sweet Talker. June 11, 2009

speaker

1) Electro-acoustic transducer that converts electrical signals into sounds loud enough to be heard at a distance.

2) someone who expresses in language; someone who talks

the leader of the majority party is the Speaker of the House of Representatives

by IrishRepublicanArmy December 26, 2003