spadered

When your wang has been chopped off by Spader, or your vagina has been irreparably scarred/removed via a sharpened gardening spade.

(Spading is actually an accepted practice by local cults in the C.H.S. area, so don't move there!)

He Spadered my cat, He Spadered my Hog, Then he went & took my Hot Dog!

(Rhyme of the Spadered, by C. Mullady)

by SpadeAvenger April 24, 2004

swaltered

Absolutely roasted. It's that warm the shweat is running up the chicks of your arse

It's so warm, I'm swaltered!

by Share a coke with feck off July 21, 2014

spastard

One whom is both spastic and a bastard

You fucking spastard! You make me glad I never married your father.

by Joseph Webster April 24, 2015

Shattered

A catch all phrase for anything, anyone, or state of being incredibly inappropriate, awesome, high, retarded or fucked!

After I got that big old gremlin of a turd out my ass, that toilet was shattered!

by Wise old owl May 23, 2021

Sexy scattered

To scatter something, i.e. jewels, in a casual and sexual way.

A vajazzle is often a bit "in your face", but hers was sexy scattered, so she seems like a quality girl!

by honeybunny91 December 6, 2011

Azure Flame Shattered Katana

Peak homosexuality in the game Deepwoken on roblox. 20% of the time the users are pretty chill and only did it to know what it feels like to be brain dead and the other 80% is just doing the build because they have no idea how to obtain skill

A: Bruh i got gripped by an Azure Flame Shattered Katana user

B: smh, 0 skill

by Ananogrm May 9, 2022

speutered

Speutered is having your male and female pets spayed and neutered, so you reduce the homeless pet population.

The rabbits Bianca & Peter plan to celebrate "hump day" by getting speutered. They won't have any baby bunnies after this Wednesday.

by Curvalicious October 17, 2009