Sparkplug

Sorority hazing technique, when rushees have to soak a tampon in Tabasco.

Karen was jumping across the street like a Mexican jumping bean when she had her sparkplug in, but now she's a sister!

by Sparty911 November 1, 2019

Canadian Sparkplug

Burning down a city in a riot because you just DGAF. Usually with molotov cocktails. Also bringing marshmallows for roasting or mid-riot snacktime.

Guy 1 "This city sucks."

Guy 2 "I know man."

Guy 1 "Let's pull a Canadian Sparkplug on this place."

Guy 2 "I'll bring the marshmallows."

by Icarus94 September 1, 2011

Sparkplug

A faggot who is able to insert his penis into his anus and masturbate. Sparkplugging is very addictive andn as a result the plugger does it constantly.

"aye uncle joe i gots to leave aunt chenies's funeral ."
"why nigga?"
"i need to go Sparkplug myself

by DankerDunk July 25, 2016

sparkplug

A great person that is seen around the internet alot.

Hey! There's goes Sparkplug!

by Crunchy Cheetos November 29, 2004

Sparkplug

N.
Def. 1: A part of the automobile

Def. 2: ColonelJ's youngest cat, who is also the feline reincarnation of Hitler, hence his nickname "Kitler".

"Dude, my sparkplugs are shoved up my ass!"

"Sparkplug! Get back here, you little @$$hole..."

by ColonelJ February 1, 2004

Piss on a sparkplug

When you’re the boss and want to appear as a bad ass, but you have no idea how to fix a problem… you can say this openly to the group, knowing a subordinate can fix the issue and giving them control of the situation.

We can’t launch!?! I’d piss on a sparkplug if I thought it would do any good!

by Justzisguyyaknow November 30, 2022

Big Daddy Sparksplug

He who is called this is a big baller and he is a goat and he is very corny.

Big Daddy Sparksplug is so good at this he has the biggest corn farm oh hes so corny

by miazrapse November 14, 2019