Slamsterdam

Where the boning, crushing, and smashing goes down (read: site of fornication). Slamsterdam is the capital of the Bederlands. Sister cities include Dickstanbul, Cockstantinople, Bangcock, New Pork, etc.

"So what happened?"
"Went over there, hung out, boneage but then we ran out of condoms, and I yelled at him for letting resources deplete and not replacing......got in a good trip to Slamsterdam though"
"Ride or die, yo"

by LPawnShopL March 19, 2009

slastard

a man or boy who uses girls for they're body

a slastard; a pimp using a prostittute

by Josiah D. July 7, 2008

spacetard

a person who you hang out with and watch the joss whedon show firefly with then go out and ride your skateboard and she is a pussy so she doesn't go fast enough down the hill then you eat cookies and goldfish in a parking lot and one of you climb up a streetlight then fall cause of how you dropped on the curb then while you guys are talking and making jokes about firefly she does something stupid thusly allowing herself to be called a spacetard

also a stupid tattoo that 2 freinds get together

wow that chick is a spacetard
wow that tattoo is a spacetard

by rhymeskizzle May 31, 2010

Billy Sastard

A nicer way of saying Silly Bastard, can be used around Parents, Grandparents, aunts, uncles, teachers, pets in all situations.

You name it this word can be used around it! :)

Have you seen what Jimmy has done to his hair?!?

He looks a bit of a Billy Sastard to me...

by Squeekyleeky June 29, 2009

Spanktard

A person so stupid you feel the need to spank their dumb ass into cognitive awareness. see slaptard

I've seen cups of coffee with more intelligence than you spanktard!

by Jon Merlin May 10, 2006

spamtaro

Spamtaro is a wonderful creation. Featuring on random websites on the internet in a Metal Gear Solid Spoof movie.

He kicks ass! And appears randomly, and just is generally awsome!

Its Spamtaro time >=)

*freakishly frightening wierd funny noise* *(^"&*5&_%(^£(%&EOY&*^_(*^+{()&*%

ROFL!!!

by WaNkMaStA tEaPoT + Co. July 24, 2005

Spaztard

A delightful combination of spaztic and retard. The eccentric word is perfert to describe and define many a folk!

Annie: Andy! You are such a spaztard!!! Dude!!!

by Helchel Noriffe May 7, 2007