Toilet paper seeds

Little balls of toilet paper stuck to pubic hair

I went down on your mom last night and she had toilet paper seeds

by Neonnight July 7, 2018

Speding

A fat, fake, stupid dickhead. Usually has no friends and will work hard trying to be cool and fit in with the rest of the croud.

Look at that goon trying to be black, what a fucking Speding!

by Jermyn December 28, 2007

Spedicey

Jesus said it himself.

Literally put "spedicey" into youtube

"I love Jack spedicey 2"

by 1lessheadache October 21, 2020

you should have gone to specsavers

When you go to bed with a stunning blonde and wake up next to fat Bob's granny. It is then that it dawns on you that when purchasing your beer goggles you REALLY should have gone to specsavers.

Guy1: Dang, i swear she at least had legs when we was in the club

Guy2: Yeah....You should have gone to Specsavers.....

by r3dfox January 7, 2008

Pumpkin Seeds

Generic white sneakers -- shaped like pumpkin seeds -- worn by girls in the hood.

Her feet hurt cuz her pumpkin seeds 3 sizes too small.

by Peopleshark February 22, 2011

sped

a derogatory term meaning retard. comes from the phrase special education

may also be used as sped sled, meaning the short little school buses all the special ed kids ride on

Oh my god, I'm such a sped. I just spelled my own name wrong.

by Ambs January 26, 2004

spederrific

adj.
a truly retarded achievement. The height of moronic action.

Tim crossed the street while texting and got creamed by a bus. What a spederrific move.

by ddmondo February 7, 2010