An unbelievably boring, useless meeting at work, probably impeding on your lunch hour, or happening right after lunch, at which you find it impossible to pay attention because the guy leading the meeting sucks, what he is talking about sucks, and all you can think about is going to the breakroom later with your hott chick friend to talk about her weekend.
Good lord, that planning meeting yesterday was a freakin snoozer. I think that wanker guy Jim caught me with my eyes closed at least twice.
by LevelHeadedBoy August 18, 2017
Get the snoozer mug.a slozer is a lazy slut. she/he will engage in the act of sexual intercourse multiple in one week but then take a months or so time of break. therefore, a slozer only engages in sexual intercourse with the sugar dadies. the lazy slut will still as much cash as possible for the sugar daddy, hence being able to take long breaks in between one night stands.
Do you see that girl over there? I bet she's a slozer! She always has time on her hands, and always has money.
by courrrtttttneyyyyherrrttt June 18, 2009
Get the slozer mug.n. - A combination slut and looser. Typically found in lame college bars, popular bowling alleys, and indian casinos. Common spelling variations include: slüzer, slooser, sluzer, sluser.
man #1 - I ran into the hottest sloozer last night!
man #2 - Really where's she from?
man #1 - Somewhere in Kansas.
man #2 - Really?
man #1 - Yeah she ran away from home when she was 16. But, she blew me, so it was cool.
man #2 - nice.
man #2 - Really where's she from?
man #1 - Somewhere in Kansas.
man #2 - Really?
man #1 - Yeah she ran away from home when she was 16. But, she blew me, so it was cool.
man #2 - nice.
by Bexxx June 2, 2004
Get the Sloozer mug.one of the greatest football teams in the NCAA. in what's accepted as the modern era of the sport (1945 - )the sooners currently hold the record for the most wins and have the highest winning percentage of any team.
by stg60913b February 18, 2010
Get the sooners mug.A cheat, a sneaky, no good person.
Refers to the Oklahoma Land Run of 1889 when settlers, seeking free land, made their way to Oklahoma to stake their claim to tracts of open territory. One of the few rules to claiming a lot of land was that all participants were to start at the same time, on the boom of a cannon. All settlers who started then were labeled as "Boomers" and the ones who sneaked in ahead of time were called "Sooners."
The University of Oklahoma named its athletic teams the Sooners in 1908 to pay homage to the cheating claim jumpers of the land rush. The nickname proved fitting as, over the years, Sooner athleteic teams have been the object of many NCAA penalties stemming from repeated violations of a variety of rules, particularly under the ignominious reign of football coach Barry Switzer when the already outlaw program sunk to outrageous lows.
Refers to the Oklahoma Land Run of 1889 when settlers, seeking free land, made their way to Oklahoma to stake their claim to tracts of open territory. One of the few rules to claiming a lot of land was that all participants were to start at the same time, on the boom of a cannon. All settlers who started then were labeled as "Boomers" and the ones who sneaked in ahead of time were called "Sooners."
The University of Oklahoma named its athletic teams the Sooners in 1908 to pay homage to the cheating claim jumpers of the land rush. The nickname proved fitting as, over the years, Sooner athleteic teams have been the object of many NCAA penalties stemming from repeated violations of a variety of rules, particularly under the ignominious reign of football coach Barry Switzer when the already outlaw program sunk to outrageous lows.
Those are some low-down, cheating bastards.
What do you expect, they're sooners.
Some sooner stole my cash.
What do you expect, they're sooners.
Some sooner stole my cash.
by T. Hearndon October 26, 2005
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Get the Soofer mug.Look at that Smozer at the end of the bar trying look cool. Go outside and light up a real smoke ya Smozer!
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