Rusty Sandusky

Receiving a unwanted forced blow job from an older man while on the toilet taking a shit

I was trying to take a dump when your grandpa came in and tried to hit me with a rusty Sandusky.

by Chilliams January 2, 2012

Sodum

An easier and or quicker way to say “so dumb”

Wade is sodum

by Tyler van kleek October 17, 2018

Reverse Sandusky

The act of a grown man being raped violently in a male locker room by a 10-year-old boy.

Corey:"That game was fucking awful, the only thing that could make life worse would be if I got Sandusky'd right now."

Jon: "True, the game was horrible and being Sandusky'd would suck but don't overlook if you got Reverse Sandusky'd; that'd be way worse."

by DeCarl December 6, 2011

Jerry Sanduskeet

The act of pulling out of a humans orifice, namely a young boy and "skeeting" on them hootin' & hollering & yelling "SCORE"! With a slap in his skeet and an "A-ta-BOY! You took it like a champ!"

"That monster Jerry Sandusky ruined a lot of young boys and men's lives with his twisted and perverted Sanduskeeting"

"Wa-wa-zat?"

"You know, pulling the Jerry Sanduskeet on those kids"

"He sure did"

"well I think he's due for a position change"

"Whats that?"

"Receiver..."

"Good!"

"He will receive the Jerry Sanduskeet from his entire cell block AND guards too!!"

by vivic December 17, 2011

sondler

A co-worker who can simultaneously accomplish two tasks with great efficiency; specifically sucking cock and fondling balls in order to elevate status, pay, position or any time some hardcore ass kissing seems appropriate.

Donny has become quite the sondler on his way to the top of the corporate ladder and may even get promoted to shift supervisor.

by Kitikozmos27 March 6, 2017

Sandusky Dirt Cycle

(adj.) A process that begins with the courting of one or many young nubile boys for shower sex. This is most often performed against the will of the children. The next step is federal incarceration in which the act is reversed on the original perpetrator. Thus completing the cycle.

I cant wait for Jerry to experience the Sandusky Dirt Cycle.

by davakon November 15, 2011

Sandusky'd

The act of being forcefully anally penetrated against your will (either hypothetically or physically) named after once-legendary Penn State Coach Jerry Sandusky.

Eric: Yo man how about that most recent English paper?

Me: Yeah bro, it really Sandusky'd me.

by osu5152 November 8, 2011