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Henny Youngman solution

Telling someone that the solution to a problem is to simply not do anything that exposes the flaw that causes the problem. From the old Henny Youngman joke: "Doctor, it hurts when I do this!" "Don't do that." Usually, but not always, associated with computers.
"The program crashes when I try to print!"
"Don't try to print."
"Do you have a real solution or just a Henny Youngman solution?"
by Al Benedict January 4, 2008
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turnkey solution

All set up ready to go... originally used regarding computer software - locked and loaded, just needs the turnkey to operate....

In other words - another friggin' meaningless buzz word seconded to every two bit copywriter in need of a sales point when they don't know what their software, company or boss actually does
We offer turnkey solutions to all your business needs
by The Fast Rita October 25, 2007
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Skymall solution

An absurdly single-purposed tool or solution which solves a problem you don't actually have. Like many products in the popular in-flight catalog, Skymall.
I thanked my cousin for the gift of a Hot Dog Toaster, but thought I'd never need to cook enough hot dogs to justify owning such a Skymall solution.
by epynephrin September 14, 2012
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Corporate Solution

is a euphemism for doing nothing but saying you will do something every week.
I appreciate you working on this but we need to have a corporate solution for this.
by Bill Wierzbowski September 23, 2014
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The Solution

- I could kiss you, and you could kiss me back.
- You could kiss me and i'd definitely kiss back.
How do I fix our relationship? Oh I know, The Solution.
by TheSolutionHaHa September 24, 2018
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Proactiv Solution

Stupid shit that costs way too much. Doesn't do shit. I hate it.
Dude, did you try that Proactiv?
Yeah, it didn't do shit. I hate it.
Oh.
by Captain Chad February 3, 2005
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Loosey Goosey Solution

When a girl has a really loose vagina and you stick your hand inside along with your dick and jerk off inside.
My wife had a baby the other day, she let me perform the loosey goosey fix on that dialation. And that's the loosey goosey solution
by The elliottwells muhfugga September 20, 2012
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