sooner

A whining individual who cannot accept an outcome that does not go their way. One who will not stop bitching until even those that were on their side wish that the Sooner would just shut up. Other synonyms include whiner, crybaby, embarassment to football.

The Sooners lost to Oregon and haven't stopped complaining since. Perhaps they should pay more attention to the salary their starting quarterback receives at a car dealership (severe cheating) and less attention to a couple of miscalls.

by Jaheim September 22, 2006

Boomer Sooner

When a male attempts to pull out of his partner before he ejaculates, but is not successful and blows his load in the middle of the pull out.

Man, I was hitting this girl from the back the other night, but I didn't have a rubber on so I had to do a pull out, but I didn't make it in time and Boomer Soonered inside her.

by ofj07 June 30, 2007

sooner

A woman (or i suppose in this politically correct age equally a man) who is very ugly indeed, at least a three bagger, that one has slept with, or might sleep with.

Derived from the fact that you would sooner bite off your own arm than move it from under her and risk waking her up the next morning.

'Look at the sooner!'
'Would you?'
'No'
'Really?'
'Definatly not!'
'She fancies you.'
'You reckon?'
'Yeah'
'Well, if I don't do any better by the end of the night...'

by TeaPee April 17, 2006

Sloner

A supporter of The Great Slone. Commonly used about the three members of ’Slone and the Sloners.’

A: Hey man, have you heard about 'Slone and the Sloners'?

B: yeah, they're pretty awesome. I wish we could be part of their group.

A: I don't think were cool enough.
B: You're probably right, let's stay in Djøfstortion.

by Lumumbakongen November 10, 2017

Boomer Sooner

What you yell upon hearing what contemporary Texas country douchebags have done to country music. Being a Texan and yelling this is not uncommon. No one cares about your country slut girlfriend!

Bert: They’re having a concert down at the local honkytonk.

Me: by who?

Bert: Koe Wetzel

Me: F@ck that, go yourself, Boomer Sooner!!!

by ZachAttack94 May 14, 2021

the sooners

PFFF Longhorns suck ya ok who got slaughtered 55-19 and asked USC to run the ball so the clock wouldnt stop in the Orange Bowl

Longhorns at least won the Rose Bowl

Sooners suck there streak of beating the Longhorns is doen this year

by Rob Chaboyer September 18, 2005

sooner

To prefer or to favor.

Louis Hawkeye:
"Hey Leblanc, Do you want a bag of dill pickle chips?"
Leblanc:
"Yeah, I suppose but I would sooner salt n' vineagar."

by danmk November 5, 2006