soggy shake

Handshake while drinking. The person's hand, being wet from holding his/her drink, transfers moisture the the hand of the person they are being introduced to. Thus, it is a soggy shake.

I just met Sofia, but she was double fisting so when she put her drink down to shake my hand, it was definitely a soggy shake.

by StephanieLaurenAllen July 6, 2008

Soggy Book bag

To expel semen onto someone's back, then having them put their shirt back on...resulting in a Soggy Book bag.

Her Soggy Book bag looked nasty.

by BWZ9912 December 23, 2009

soggy cannoli

When you cream pie a Italian chick

Bob got excited and gave her a soggy cannoli

by Double DD 1 October 28, 2013

Crank Soggy 90s

A term for Fortnite that means building walls on a 90 degree angle, but with a very poor level of skill and strategy. This usually results in losing a match.

"Thanks for the carry last game bro, I crank soggy 90s when I haven't warmed up."

by marcove3 August 6, 2021

soggy ham wallet

When someone vomits into a vagina and then proceeds to have sex with it.

John felt sick while he was going down on Alice, so he went for the soggy ham wallet.

by Drit12345 September 27, 2010

Soggy Socket

A prank you pull on your friends when you ejaculate an awkwardly large amount of semen in all of his/her electrical sockets.

Bryan, what the fuck bro?!? I haven't had power in 3 weeks because you gave me the Soggy Socket!

by RDaly05 April 26, 2011

Soggy Charlie

Yet another euphamism for faeces (British origin). Sometimes shortened to Soggy Chaz or The Prince (after Prince Charles).

I ate a nasty curry last night and now i need to go and see Soggy Charlie.

Man, I'm just going to send a nasty Soggy Charlie off to the sea.

That Soggy Charlie was rank - it smelt like sileage.

by Bob the Stoat September 4, 2007