Sodding Cunt

When a woman's vagina has a urinary tract infection after being penetrated anally, without the man washing his dick first.

"He didn't wash his dick before fucking me. I hope I don't get a sodding cunt."

by diongham November 8, 2011

Saddening

It is when something is sad and you and an ing to the end to explain your feelings abt the sad thing

Person A: man that characters backstory is so saddening
Person B:i disagree, i think this other characters backstory is even more saddening
Person A: thats your opinion!!!

by Some musical fan August 13, 2021

sodding tic-tac

A twat

That lecturer didn't plan the lecture properly and diddnt communicate, they are a sodding Tic-tac

by MillieSus49 April 26, 2023

Soldering

A variation of docking in which at least one of the participating males ejaculates, figuratively “soldering” their members together with “flux”.

I don’t know the details, and isn’t ask, but John was bragging about soldering with Bill the other night.

by DefactoLinguist June 9, 2023

Hardened while softening a hard one

An idiom to refer to being fucked over, inspired by masturbating Pompeii victims.

Thought he'd secured the international pussy jackpot with 3 international girls but got owned brutally by those 3.

"Man...I did not even consider that they already knew each other! I was hardened while softening a hard one!"

by Shitisms July 4, 2017

Ugandan Cold Soldering

The act of connecting electric wires and equipment using glue strips.

Joe: “Pete, we’re out of soldering wire, how we’re gonna fix the loudspeakers?”
Pete: “Ugandan cold soldering it is, then”.

by Casketgrinder September 4, 2021