Sober

A derogatory term for boring people.

*Guy walks into a bar*
Bartender: What can I get you this evening?
Guy: I'll just have a glass of water, thanks.
Bartender: Why so sober?

by Davidsftwk September 7, 2012

sober

when you drink or get high and the effects go away overtime

“yeah i was high but now im sober bro”

by lakesidequan March 9, 2019

Sober

1. an acronym standing for Son-Of-a-Bitch, Everything Real

2. A state in which there is no drugs or alcohol in the body

3. An unpleasant state after a night of consuming alcohol or drugs see hangover

I wasn't sober when the cops pulled me over so now I have a DUI

by oops1644 January 12, 2008

Soberization

Transition into sobriety

My soberization was long and grueling.

by b'clauj February 26, 2009

Sober

The useless waste between when u wake up and noon

I was sober once. That’s why I don’t wake up till noon.

by Chief chokes on dick October 13, 2018

sober

Someone or something that is fair and trustworthy - not dodgy.

"You better not be messing me about with this deal."
"No mate, I promise, it's sober."

by Dirty Shambler May 13, 2006

sober

To be top of the line. Awsome. Best you can get. Clean.

Man that new Neon you got is sober!!! check out the sterio in that thing!

I can't wait till i get in my new apartment. It's going to be so sober!

by CJ Miles May 23, 2006