beer slugging percentage

A calculation to estimate the power of a beer drinker. Determined by the following formula:

(Strength of beer in ABV / 5) * number of 12 ounce beers consumed

This gives a accurate calculation of the true beer consumption power of a drinker expressed in number of standard strength (5% ABV) beers.

Similar to the slugging percentage calculation in baseball, where a players total bases are divided by his at bats to estimate the power of a hitter.

Tony: Ouch my head.

Ron: Looked like a slow night for you last night. I only saw you drink 7 beers

Tony: Naw, man I was wasted drinking some hellacious barley wine. My Beer Slugging Percentage was like 14.28.

by mr dunderbak May 11, 2013

snogging

Contrary to popular American belief, snogging is just kissing- not full on lurve action. Full on kissing, yes- but a snog does not define any other sexual act.

I got a little snog off him at the end of the night.

by Chyna August 13, 2004

Sluggin

When the cooter lips are on the outside on your raw dick, sliding back and forth leaving a wet trail like a slug

“Ayo Lily”
“Would you want to start sluggin on me”
“Sure”

by SgroThom October 7, 2021

Holland Snuggie

The act of inserting your balls into the vagina of a woman along with your penis during intercourse. This most commonly occurs when an innocent man will begin the act by engaging in normal intercourse. At some point during the act he realizes that he is not match for the well used hole. Desperate to finish the job, he opts to inset his balls along with his member to “snug” up the hole and achieve a tighter, more satisfying experience.

This maneuver can also be used by the male when his member is too small and he is being courteous to his female partner.

Female is loose example: "Dude, I met this used and abused chick last night and sadly enough I was no match for her and opted to perform the Holland Snuggie".

Male is too small example: "I was banging this chick the other night and thought she was sleeping until she asked me to try the Holland Snuggie on her".

by HollandStoneman November 27, 2009

Snuggie

A pedophiles uniform.

Attention all cars: Be on the lookout for anyone in a snuggie. Consider extemely pervish.

by Colin P C. November 10, 2009

Snuggie Style

During intercourse the bottom partner participating in doggie style wears a snuggie to prevent her/himself from becoming too cold

"Dude, it was so cold last night that me and my girlfriend had to do it snuggie style."

by Mabby. January 13, 2009

Snuggiejob

a handjob performed by a person wearing a Snuggie. The recipient may either be outside of the Snuggie, or underneath with the other person. Also, the Snuggie must be used to catch the man's seed upon climax.

My girlfriend gave me a Snuggiejob last night while we were watching the football game!

by captainsexytime January 3, 2010