Snowner

The boner a weatherman gets when breaking news hits of a snowstorm. Usually seen in states that don't get more than an inch or two of snow.

Weatherman Bill is sportin a serious snowner talking about the 8 inches we are getting tonight.

by thruths70 February 7, 2010

Snowner

When you have an erection from pure excitement to ski with your friends at boyne.

I have a snowner for this weekends ski trip.

by Jshiff64 December 31, 2013

Snowderboat

The act of ejaculating onto a woman's breasts, then proceeding to motorboat said woman's breasts into your own ejaculate.

I blew a load on her tits, then snowderboated her.

by Envizzle October 18, 2016

Snowpert

An enthusiast and expert on different kinds of snow

Kayla hates when the weather channel doesn’t specify what kind of snow to expect, she’s such a snowpert

by Sags95 May 9, 2018

snowverload

adj-When you've officially "had it" with Winter. Your region has had too much of the fluffy white stuff.

I just told my southern cousin that I am in snowverload--we've had too much of it in too short of a time.

by Willow Zee May 10, 2018

Snowceries

The stockpile of groceries bought before a forecasted snow storm

When they forecasted a big snowstorm, I went to the grocery store to stock up on snowceries. The store was packed with other people doing the same thing.

by Philly Hockey Player February 29, 2020

Snowperson/Snowman

A white person

Look at that fuckin Snowperson/snowman!

by 0orange_iron May 29, 2020