faux snow

A term meaning "for sure", used by white hip-hop listeners with blocked noses.

"Yo, you still got a cold?"
"Faux snow, ho."

by all kids love heavy metal January 4, 2009

Snow Hermit

To become a Snow Hermit one must obtain a medium size kiddie pool and a very large group of men. While sitting in the center of the pool, multiple men will form a tight ring around the perimeter and ejaculate onto the aspiring Snow Hermit resulting in the run off collecting at the bottom. The goal is to have enough men to provide at least 3 inches of sperm in the pool allowing for the Snow Hermit to splash around in gallons of fresh cum.

"That guy is a Snow Hermit"

by Gnudds March 30, 2017

Snow Dicking

Building a giant penis out of snow.

We went snow dicking today. Built a twelve footer.

by Nash's Follower February 24, 2013

snow turd

The build up of snow and or ice which falls off of moving vehicles and rolls out from underneath it.

"Hey Dave, check out that huge snow turd that came out from underneath that truck!"

by Timothy D. Wilson November 1, 2006

snotlocker

nose, according to david sedaris' father

just clock him in the snotlocker and he'll go down like like a pile of bricks!

by stendhalismo February 22, 2005

Jon Snow

Someone who knows nothing.

"You know nothing, Jon Snow"

by Xxxdepy July 24, 2016

snow day

A gift from God.

School was closed today because of a snow day.

by Kranse January 27, 2004