snockered

Extremely drunk; obliterated; wasted.

Let's go out and get properly snockered to celebrate your birthday!

by Sarah Rose November 12, 2003

snooker fuck

v. The act of fucking someone in as many ways as conceivably possible. Can also be used as a noun to refer to the person of interest.

Emily has such a gorgeous body, man, I want to snooker fuck that bitch all day long.

by Zeptys October 31, 2008

Rope snooker

The act of attempting to penetrate another living being with a flaccid penis. As difficult to achieve as attempting to play snooker with a piece of rope. Often happens on rounds 2+ of sexual activity within a short period of time, or when one has consumed too much alcohol but will not be deterred.

Luca tried shagging this bird off tinder 3 times in one night but ended up playing rope snooker.

I thought I'd finally end my dry spell last night but after 15 pints all I could do was practise some rope snooker.

by Big bad Ben June 13, 2016

Snooker

It is a sport requiring the highest level of, practice, accuracy, patience, determination and positivity that can be imagined. I could say I dislike the physical play of the game too, but I don't watch it for that. I watch it to witness things other people only wish they could pull off doing anything else in the world. Facing odds only masters of their own fates can prevail against. Saying it is lame is just an empty opinion. (:

This younger snooker player is of a rare kind. Over many many years, you will always come across this type at least once, where he brings his ''Practice Table Game'' to the championship games, some say, the most dangerous player is the player, playing just for fun. Winners of any world championship are living proof that they are masters of their own fates.

by Alex - England May 24, 2011

snocker

(v): to get extremely drunk; to be tipsy or woozy after the effects of alcohol. (past tense = snockered)

hey i went to a party last night. I got so snockered up, it was not even funny.

by NBC April 9, 2003

Snowier snow

a stupid poor ass feature that is coming to minecraft in 1.15

Person1
Hey have you heard of the new feature coming to minecraft?
Person2
What is its
Person1 Its snowier snow
Person2 Why

by JonasF October 4, 2019

underwear snooker

The act of scoring from the exposed underwear of members of the opposite sex. When a colour of underwear is spotted, the spotter will then shout out the score, which corresponds to the score given to the balls in snooker. This also allows plenty of gratuitous letching by spotters mates.

Red = 1 point
yellow = 2 points
Green = 3 points
Brown = 4 points
Blue = 5 points
Pink = 6 points
Black = 7 points
White = -4 points
Commando = 147 break!

by Kieran January 17, 2004