snowglaresses

wearing your sunglasses after a snow storm to prevent the glare from the snow, when driving or walking.

I'm so glad my sunglasses double as snowglaresses, now I can drive to work without all that snow glare.

Did you see Joe shoveling with his snowglaresses on... One smart kid.

Don't forget to wear your snowglaresses when watchin the outdoor winter Olympics.

by Outpost 1 February 12, 2010

Snowgrave

Snowgrave is one of the names used for the Weird Route, which is also known as Pipis Route, Command Route or Genocide Route, in the video game Deltarune Chapter 2. The route is most commonly known as the Snowgrave route because the way to lock in that you are on this route is by fully unlocking and using the move "snowgrave" in a battle, which is a fatal attack used by the character Noelle. The steps to unlock the move, and lock your game file into the weird route, require careful planning and purposeful intent, making it very referential in nature.

Once Kris gets to Noelle and has her join their party, they must defeat every enemy between Spamton's shop in the Junkyard and the second puzzle by using Noelle's IceShock spell to freeze the enemies. Do not drive off any enemies using melee attacks or sparing as this will immediately end the route. When all enemies in a room are frozen, (and at other key points in the run) an ominous blippy sound plays that goes down in pitch.

"S-Snowgrave? I... I don't know that spell."

by YeetTheskeet22 September 30, 2021

Dark Snowman

The act of defecating in an ice chest, cooler, freezer, or any cold container. The likes of which results in a well preserved shit that can last long periods of time without decay or other changes in form.

I left my Yeti cooler unattended and when I returned to grab another beer, I grabbed a Dark Snowman instead.

by Lightwork May 7, 2018

Superwoman’s snowglobe

A sexual act whereby a man ejaculates into a woman before lifting her at the waist whilst she stretches into the superwoman flight pose. Once above his head, the aforementioned ejaculate falls, forming the snow globe.

I need a shower, we just tried Superwoman’s Snowglobe

by Jerseybadger January 6, 2022

snowmobile

grabbing her by the wrists while she is on her stomach and you are hittin it from the back

I was giving her a snowmobile when all of a sudden my only thought was "heaven"

by keegan May 15, 2003

snowmobile

Usually refers to a situation where a male is "doing" a female from behind at the top of a flight of stairs. Just before ejaculating, he pushes his partner's arms out from under her, and rides her down the stairs.

A good way to get out of a bad relationship.

Man, I was doing Julie at the top of the stairs last night, and I suddenly decided to snowmobile her. It was pretty sweet.

Dude, I think the cops are at the door.

Shit. I think I might've killed her.

by Lefty Lanford August 15, 2006

Serious Snowman

A snowman that has liberated himself from the everlasting torture of wearing a fake smile made of coal.

Any snowman that has no mouth or who's mouth is shaped in such a way that it makes the snowman look serious, is a serious snowman.

A Serious Snowman is a snowman that you will not want to venture too close too. The serious snowmen are notorious for being overly violent and territorial, especially towards smiling snowmen.

note: Any normal snowman can be converted into a Serious Snowman at any point in its lifespan. There have been occurrences where entire neighborhoods of snowmen have been converted into Serious Snowmen by radical snowman rights activists.

Justin : “Hey lets go make snow angels in that yard across the street!”

A.J. : “I don't think thats a good idea...”

Justin : “Why not?”

A.J. : “Because thats a Serious Snowman in that guys yard, see how his coal mouth is so serious looking. And besides, it would be hard to make snow angels with all those mutilated snowmen corpses littering the yard.”

Justin : "Well what about that other yard over there."

A.J. : "Sure."

by Crahan September 12, 2008