shovel break

When someone fucks you so hard in the ass that you shit yourself on the person that is fucking you

Timmy " my ass hurts form that shovel break today"

by shovel breaker January 23, 2017

objects i have shoved up my arse

a beautiful video by bruno powroznik stating several physical materials that he has put up his anus.

"have you seen 'objects i have shoved up my arse'? my favourite object was toothbrush handle <3"

by dammaisitthatserious January 17, 2020

Snivellus

The nickname given to the Potions master of Hogwarts, Severus Snape, by his childhood enemies, The Marauders (James Potter, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, and Peter Pettigrew)

Sirius (to Snape): Shut up, Snivellus

by ab529 February 14, 2009

shovel cats

Cats with a flat face usually himalayan or persian.

Hey take a look at those two cats looks like they got hit in the face with a bag of smashed assholes I mean apples nope thats what you call shovel cats.

by [e-mail] November 14, 2007

shovebutter

A type of butter commonly used for shoving.

Use the shovebutter, it will make it easier.

by Alex Ainscow August 25, 2007

Shovel Hater

One who dislikes innovation. One who was against the first invention or idea of something that was later considered commonplace. Unwilling to change because of tradition or convention.

Phil: "Guys don't listen to Jim, shovels are a terrible idea. If we just use our hands we can save our resources to do something else and be more efficient."
-later-
Steve: "Ugh Phil is so stupid! Using our hands blows!"
Rob: "Yea, I know; Hes such a shovel hater."

"Why would I get an iPhone when I have a perfectly good Nokia phone right here."-shovel hater

"The sun obviously revolves around the earth"- shovel hater

by desomond May 11, 2015

Snivel Tits

A male who mistakes his penis for a vagina, freeloading and attempting to ride anyone in their immediate vicinity around like a proverbial stick horse-expecting them to pay for all their shit and use/mess up/destroy all of their personal belongings- without even bothering to ask permission.

I’m about to make ol Snivel Tits pay up for taking my motorcycle apart when this saw blade turns his into scrap metal for the chop shop.

by ROLEXX/ WHITE RAPPERZ January 19, 2020