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land snorkel

El Toro- " She sure has a pretty mouth!"
Ray- " Yeah...she might not have starred in "Deliverance", but she knows how to work the land snorkel."
by Juan Nutt March 23, 2011
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Bavarian Snorkler

The act of inserting ones testicles and scrotum into a sleeping person's open mouth and laying your penis parallel with the bridge of their nose(Kind of like the nose piece on a Roman helmet)
Dave: Hey Conner! Remember that time I gave you a Bavarian Snorkler when you slept over?
Conner: What are you talking about, scrub?
by Dave May 26, 2005
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McLain Snorkel

when you and your sexual partner are in a hottub, and one (or potentionally both) of you proceed to hold your breath, go under water, and perform oral sex on the other for as long as you can hold your breath.
1. How was your date yesterday? Did you guys go in the hottub?
2. Actually, I McLain Snorkel'd her!
by dystopyan December 9, 2018
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Snorny

When the thought of making out with someone makes you horny (snogging horny).
Ronan: Wanna make out?
Laila: Sorry, I'm not feeling snorny.

Laila: I'm so snorny...
Ronan: Wanna make out?
Laila: Are you snorny?
Ronan: Yeah
by lbell1998 October 28, 2011
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Snorks

A classic 80s cartoon made by Hanna-Barbera, about tiny playful, multi-colored underwater creatures dressed like humans named Snorks (plural for Snork) that use their built-in snorkels to dart about and make music.

It is similar to The Smurfs cartoon but set on underwater. In this cartoon, Snorks have their pet octopuses as well.
Person 1: Have you heard of the Snorks cartoon? I remember watching this as a kid.
Person 2: Yes! I remember this, it's so classic!
by Ryan900USAYT August 29, 2022
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Jizz Snorkel

When you haven't seen your woman in so long that you bust such a major cum flood all over her that she needs a breathing apparatus.
Also, you should make sure she has a lifejacket as she will probably be swimming in a few months worth of jizz when you bust a nut... At least give the girl a jizz snorkel.
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Muff Snorkeling

Similar to Muff Diving, however, this form of oral sex requires straws through the nose to aid in breathing.
"I was giving her great oral, but needed to switch over to muff snorkeling after about 30 minutes."
by CDuFF105 August 22, 2008
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