Dad's Snoring

The snoring that your father makes that can cause bad ear damage or worse
The snoring that makes birds fall out of trees and crickets stop chirping

Josh: Hey James, why is everyone walking away from you?
James:...
Josh: Bro why won't you answer me?
Me: Didn't you hear? His Dad's snoring caused him permanent ear damage. Dad's snoring is contagious.

by Ariel Aries April 4, 2021

snortskies

cocaine or any snortable drug

Lets go pick up some snortskies for the party.

"Dude did you see Dylan leave the party in an ambulance?" Yea man, too much snortskies.

by OGKUSHKILLA September 25, 2013

concious snoring

heavy breathing and deep nasal sounds coming from a slightly overweight pot smoking male.

Hey i think tawd is sleeping. No he cant be because his eyes are open. he must be concious snoring.

by snoreface October 31, 2007

snoringpotato

SnoringPotato is a sweaty try hard on the call of duty series. HE IS A POTATO

Jimmy:SnoringPotato is so bad we'll his name has potato in it.
After that match...
Jimmy:WTF F*** S*** HIS SO SWEATY

by Daffy Duck October 5, 2015

SD_Saorise!

An emo homosexual who is probably allergic to dairy products

"They look pretty homo..I bet there a SD_Saorise!"

by Average tootsie roll hater February 15, 2022

Snoring Mary

A vagina that snores, only at night

Is it normal to have a Snoring Mary?

by LydiaT May 30, 2011

lady snores

When a lady dozes off and begins to snore so faintly it's almost difficult to know she's even sleeping.

John's Ho fell asleep on the couch again, but I don't mind because her lady snores are so soft.

by GlazeHer January 1, 2014