When a girl, (famously named after snookie from mtv's "jersey shore") gets punched in the face by a dude. It's usually followed my some fist pumping and brawling by greasy italians.
Scott: Ang, don't piss me off.
Ang: Why, what're you going to do about it?
Scott: Bitch, I'll snookie punch you right now.
Ang: Why, what're you going to do about it?
Scott: Bitch, I'll snookie punch you right now.
by sjgjsalmp<3 January 11, 2010
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Boots:" dam dude that post masturbation snooze had me out for at least 2 hours. it was amazing and my cock feels great."
by jewjewb October 25, 2007
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If it were not for snookee when our son was 10, we would not have a daughter a decade younger than him.
by Dirty Butterfly August 22, 2010
Get the snookee mug.A woman who acts in a very Snooki-like manner. One who exhibits the worst stereotypical traits of people from the Jersey Shore. A female guido/guidette. One whose mannerisms, language and dress would be considered in poor taste by even the most forgiving people.
by Ursanbear January 19, 2011
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"Kyle, don't answer the door. It might be that triple-bagger from last night trying to drop off a snookigram"
by AlphaTart August 21, 2011
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by The Course Man November 14, 2013
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