Club Singularity

The point at which the density of a dance floor at a club, party, etc. matches that of a collapsing neutron star. A nasty, sweaty neutron star.

Brodouche: "Bruh, you should get out there and try to get some."
Wallflower: "No way, there's too much twerking and grinding; we've hit club singularity in here!"

by ihatethat November 16, 2013

Weeb Singularity

When a weeb is no longer attracted to real women, only anime girls, that weeb has reached the weeb singularity. It is called the singularity because once the get to that point there is no turning back.

Jim reached the weeb singularity 3 years ago.

by Spearhead987 October 24, 2019

International Singularity Day

February 14th. The day where the single people of the world are harshly reminded of the love and affection they don't have, whilst binging poorly made romcoms and filling themselves with chocolate in sadness.

Yup.

Jenna: OMG I LOVE Valentine's Day! Me and my bf-...

Chris: You mean "International Singularity Day?"

Jenna: Damn, you're such a downer :(

by Human_Dicktionary February 14, 2022

country music singularity

The point at which after listening to enough country music, different songs start sounding the same. Sometimes you start singing one song only to notice that you're singing an entirely different song 10 seconds later.

Guy 1: "Hey man nice country music mix! The songs all blended together"
Guy 2: "Wait. Those were separate songs?"
Homeless guy: "It's the country music singularity. Just like the BIBLE says! RWEWER THE END IS NEAR!"

by jedandred February 9, 2015

Portal singularity

where the law of physics and common sense break down

It's a portal with a portal in it, with another portal in it - portal singularity

by scarboro hommie January 9, 2009

quantum singularity

Its the center of a black hole where matter and gravity come to infinity, and thats bad

Did you hear about that quantum singularity?
Yeah, i did, sounds bad if it gets near us.

by elgrapadora December 30, 2004

technological singularity

the point in the evolution of humanity where human create a technological intelligence that exceeds the intelligence of humans.

Humans are only 30,000 years old technologically; yet within the next 100 years we may produce a technological singularity where we are no longer the dominant intelligence on Earth.

by ToniT July 27, 2014