ballast shovelling

This is where a gentleman is having relations with a lady who is so large that he can't see what he's doing.

Julie was so fat that I was just ballast shovelling!

by Jinny the pig December 31, 2013

backyard shovelling

The use of a gentleman's erect penis to excavate excrement out of another human's ass.

I gave her a good backyard shovelling last night.

by Bobbert_ May 6, 2018

Jaylen Snelling

A failure at life with mental health problems, Jaylen Snelling is a friendless child. He always likes to act ghetto in an attempt to be cool and he gets suspended at least once a week. In addition to getting suspended from school, the main reasons he get suspended are for trying to fight a fellow student, bringing a dangerous weapon, or for bringing illegal drugs.

He also has disgusting hair and tries to make fun of other students for no reason. His main attire features a fedora, trench coat, snow boots, and a fake Gucci belt.

Occasionally hanging out with other troublesome kids, Snelling will threaten ANYONE. Including his associates.

Guy 1: “Remember that one kid who always made fun of everyone for no reason?”
Guy 2: “Oh yeah, that’s Jaylen Snelling.”

by HackingSpecialist May 9, 2018