Snifflis

An epidemic in which everyone in the nearby area contracts the common cold, just like one would contract an STD.

"ACHOO" -Doug
"DUDE GET AWAY FROM ME WITH THAT SNIFFLIS!" -Shaant

by killerkat3838 October 2, 2010

surfing sniffles

A skill you may possess if using the suggest function on the website: dating-profile-generator .org .uk

What skills do you have? (e.g. leadership, carving)

Answer: surfing sniffles

by aceqwerty911 January 20, 2017

Ker-sniffits

The sound of a small dog sneeze. Used as a "Bless you"

Milosh the chihuahua sneezed: "Ker-sniffits!"

by fruit n nutbar March 18, 2010

Dick Sniffles

When your nose starts running from sucking dick; most commonly happens from deep throating.

She sucked my dick so good she got the dick sniffles.

Gimme a break, I've got the dick sniffles.

by Riley Jane January 28, 2018

Mr. Sniffles

Runny / stuffy nose

I am with Mr. sniffles.

How to loose a guy in 10 days

by Mrs.Sands November 17, 2013

Sniffilus

The contagious disease that occurs when one member of a couple has a cold and passes it onto the other member.

"David I hate you for kissing me! I have exams this week and you gave me sniffilus!!!!

by IkeFall2k9 February 26, 2011

Sniffling

Sniffing, and shuffling at the same time.. used when your sad.
For when shuffling isnt enough to make you happy.

Jordan: What you doing Ryan?
Ryan: Sniffling :(
Jordan: what for?
Ryan: Just broke up with my girlfriend :(

by BigBeefyBarstool April 10, 2011